I spent 20 minutes on this I am trash
while this scene (where they finally get lopez back after TWO AND A HALF SEASONS of trying) is fucking hysterical for a lot of reasons — not the least of which are the absurd orders programmed into him and the fact that spanish vic has a ridiculous fucking mustache —
the best part is that at the very end, vic says “Okay, hombres, au revoir.”
he fucking speaks french after all of that spanish
i lose my shit every single fucking time
Sarge: What’ve you two been talkin’ about?
Donut: Oh, the usual Spanish fare. I told him my name, I asked him what his name was, I asked if he knew where the bathroom was, how much a ticket for the train costs, and I asked him for the check.